Auditory Trainer

You know when you are deaf ...

You know you're a deafie when you can have a conversation without making a sound.
You know you're a deafie when you have a vibrator .... not to use it.
You know you're a deafie when you want to be your helpers to generate the information driving hears crazy.
You know you're a deafie when the things you have to make any noise, but vibrate, flash, light, etc.
You know you're a deafie when watching a TV show and the sound in the blanks for a second and you turn your automatic wholesale hearing aids.
You know you're a deafie when you are awakened at night by a flashing light and your first thought is not ... "Have aliens landed?"
You know you're a deafie when you knock on the door of a friend and hearing not to hear them say: "Come," so you should be off (and later learn they were at home) or to continue to knock on the door.
You know you're a deafie when you're an adult, but decided to make hearing aids and earmolds color so you do not look like an elderly person, and b / c they had not when you were a kid !
You know you're a deafie hearing when people ask you if you're a country forigen B / c of your "voice."
You know you're a deafie When someone tells you that you read lips / lipread well and you answer "What did you say?"
You know you're a deafie if you have already dealt a body aid or wear a body worn hearing aid trainer with operating sexy!
You know you're a deafie when you're the only one who slept through the earthquake / storm / person from falling out of their bunk beds or wind storm or noisy event last night.
You know you're a deafie when you touch people on the shoulder to "call" or say "hello"
You know you're a deafie when you turn your hearing aids / CI off people when you get mad at them

That people think you are a foreign country because of your voice deafie was funny!

that
was
garbage

funny

How old are you?

What.


No seriously, WHAT.

This is not funny, but funny and true! Me, I hear it too!

All this time is entered, except one.

Th jokes (if you can call it that) suck balls
You know what's funny though? the fact that you think they are. hahahaha!

Looks like you have written yourself but if you do you need to structure their best in a more catchy, funny way.
example intead of:
You know you're a deafie when you have a vibrator .... not to use it.
say
You know your a deafy if, when you tell people you own a vibrator, they do not think your a pervert.

Its still not funny, but its best

is not OK hillarious!

Not the best taste, I must say .....

f ????? g sad, I am deaf

ummm ... oki ... Some were a little weird, I guess.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A?

Boring!