Deaf Speech

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are all to give presentations to the society of the deaf. All are eager to impress his audience.

English is first and to the surprise of his colleagues began by rubbing his chest first, and groin. When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was doing.

"Well," he said, rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and then gentlemen. So my speech started Ladies and Gentlemen ".

On his way to the podium the Scotsman said I'll do better than that bastard of English and began his speech by a symbol of wood with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his chest and groin.

When he had finished his colleagues asked what he was doing. "Well," he explained, "By mimicking the woods and then rubbing my chest and groin I began my speech by saying, ladies and gentlemen.

On his way to the podium the Irishman said I am going at once beyond these bastards continent and began his speech by a wooden symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, then the groin and then masturbating furiously.

When he had finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing. "Well," he said, "imitating the wood, rubbing my chest and groin and then masturbating I begin my speech by saying -
Deer Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure .....

An Irish priest and a rabbi go into a car accident. They both get out of their car and come down on the side of the road. The rabbi said: "Oy Vey! What a wreck! "The priest asked:" Are you all right, Rabbi? " The rabbi replied: "Just a little shaken." The priest pulls out a flask of whiskey from his coat and said: "Here, drink a little of this, it will calm your nerves." The Rabbi takes the flask and drinks it down and said, "Well, what do we tell the police?" "Well, the priest said:" I do not know what your back "to them Tellin . But I'm tellin 'them I was not the one drinkin'. "

that attempt to explain?

ho deaf pple will understand?

Yeah it must give him pleasure LOL -

where did u get this from

Are you training for gorillas.just pleasure as your joke !!!!!!!!!!!

It also gives me pleasure

hey that was way cooler!
love it!
keep it up!

Good one.

no joke

Well, it's very hot joke to go to masturbate immediately, please also send in the future such a hot stuffing.

veeeeery funny hahahahahahahahaha

LOL.