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You can not believe it, but women and slot machines have much in common. If you ever go in the middle of the casino, close your eyes and just stay still for a moment, you know exactly what I mean. The next time you visit the casino, just do it and you'll remember from this comparison and know what you read here is the sonic truth.

If you do not visit a casino, very often, you will notice that the slot machines get a new make-over, the next time you set foot in one. The machines come in all denominations and sizes too. For example, the new machine could be the strongest one on the casino floor that sounded as if a jackpot has been hit every time the smallest of victories occurs. The manufacturer will find something wrong with the previous version of a particular machine and low and behold go back to the drawing board for more game excitement and a new look. Second, the new improved version will be stronger and brighter, with more appeal than the previous incarnation.

Like slot machines, some women need more frequent or dramatic make-overs than others. The women you see in the casinos are from all walks of life some come in dripping with diamonds and pearls, expensive and head straight for the machine at $ 100. You can also see another "confession" of T-shirts and jeans, pouring the last of their benefits for children in the nickel machine. The size thing does not really need to be addressed, but women are like slot machines, it is a fact.

If you're still standing in the casino, eyes closed, you hear the slot machines more than anything else. However, if you listen carefully, you will hear something like a scream. A woman jabbering away, completely oblivious to the comparison that we have today.

If she wins at the slots, we know exactly what will happen. Everyone in the casino to hear whining, screeching voice above the noise of slot machines and casino in general.

So the next time the casinos have a new version of slot to hit the ground and the lady gets on your nerves with his hand out "more", think for yourself, what would be the casino?

Is not it obvious? Back to the drawing board, of course!

Posted on March 12, 2010.
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